Leonore: "Matt, Please reread the posting for info about how we are doing payment and selection of artist for logo. If you are stlll interesting, email me back and I will send company info."
Me: "I'm very interesting, and your logo contest is disgusting."
Leonore: "Given that we would have paid up to 2k for a logo, you missed out on an opportunity. The guidelines were clearly stated."
Me: "In that case, I'll submit a logo design. With the holidays approaching, a couple thousand will cover all of my expenses and then some. See the attached concept."

Leonore: "Please no submissions from you. We are not interested in working with anyone who cannot read the guidelines at outset and be at least somewhat decent to work with. We have asked the owner not to consider your work."
Me: "I'm glad you like the initial logo outset. Please keep in mind that any revisions to the design will be an additional $1,000. I'm sure this won't be an issue however, as we can both agree that the original concept is perfect. I've attached a comp showing what the logo will look like on your T-shirts."
